Always take a banana to a party
Hey! I'm Dana.

I'm just a little piece of shit no one cares about.

-- Trust no one, save yourself --


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1 hour ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 241,645 notes

nicodiangeloisaqueer:

pruprupastapants:

ghostwriters-r-us:

sadbunnny:

sass-master-jack-frost:

snowyarcherprince:

book-harlot:

My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

Um…

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.

I DONT GET IT

I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c

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I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY

1 hour ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 310,612 notes

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

1 hour ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 306,573 notes

sharkeisha:

Katy Perry’s response after being asked to sign a picture of a Grammy Award (Katy doesn’t have any Grammy’s and it’s part of an ongoing joke other fan bases use against her)

this isn’t funny it’s just horrible

1 hour ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 15,445 notes

Reasons why it needs to be October right now.

perksofahunter:

  • Halloween stuff
  • Pumpkin spice EVERYTHING
  • Cool weather
  • Allergies would be a thing of the past.
  • Pretty colors because everything is dying
  • It’s hot as balls right now
  • Leaves
  • Did I already say Halloween stuff? 
  • Ability to wear a sweater or a scarf without going into heat stroke
  • I cannot mention the fact that it’s hotter than Satan’s asshole enough. 
  • Candy on sale. 
1 hour ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 5,173 notes
pocketlarry:

all my dreams have came true

pocketlarry:

all my dreams have came true

1 hour ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 16,758 notes

onedirection-slo:

at which point of a relationship should you mention your main interest and hobby is one direction

1 hour ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 35,498 notes
willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

1 hour ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 363,698 notes

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

1 hour ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 324,120 notes
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leedswellingtoncardifflarry:

mclouvin:

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I fucking knew it!

1 hour ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 11,202 notes