I'm just a little piece of shit no one cares about.
-- Trust no one, save yourself --
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
I DONT GET IT
I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c
I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
Katy Perry’s response after being asked to sign a picture of a Grammy Award (Katy doesn’t have any Grammy’s and it’s part of an ongoing joke other fan bases use against her)
this isn’t funny it’s just horrible
Reasons why it needs to be October right now.
- Halloween stuff
- Pumpkin spice EVERYTHING
- Cool weather
- Allergies would be a thing of the past.
- Pretty colors because everything is dying
- It’s hot as balls right now
- Did I already say Halloween stuff?
- Ability to wear a sweater or a scarf without going into heat stroke
- I cannot mention the fact that it’s hotter than Satan’s asshole enough.
- Candy on sale.
all my dreams have came true
at which point of a relationship should you mention your main interest and hobby is one direction
We all know that feeling, vending machine
I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.